Value for Buck unbeatable
We, my wife and me, were set - we worked combined for around 30 years, had night shifts and had two works at a time. We made a bunch of money in the past. We spared around 1 Million USD in the couple of years we've been together. We are also proud parents of a small boy and one even smaller girl - who we love very very much. We've been living in a small flat through the years in Lewistown, Montana and we thought we should buy something on our own. My wife found a nice place too. Since we're in Montana, she got this relative big place in Great Falls, close to the Canadian boarder. It was more of a villa with a 2 acre English lawn in front - not bad. The price was quite decent, around 500 k - ok, guys, it's Montana - the prices are still reasonable and affordable in our state - it is not New York. 200k I put in a bank account - each 100k for my daughter and sons college time. With the remaining 300k, I was about to buy myself a nice Porsche Turbo RS and do a world-around-trip with my family. My wife always wanted to open a fashion-store and not work any longer on the assembly belt. She also has huge back problems because of that. My little sister, she's around 15, since years is begging for a little pony - we do love horses in Montana a lot. That was the plan - until I ran into this watch. I thought I needed finally a small upgrade to my current watch, which is a Casio Quarz 5m water resistance beauty. The much I love my wife and my children, I think all of you know of what this watch is capable of. Wearing it on a wrist, easily gets you 10 girls in the club. Wearing it in a bank, easily gets you a 3 Million loan for nothing. You just have to keep that 25 degree angle to the sun, until the bank clerk sees of who you are and what you wear. There were to many of the advantages compared to that quite boring plan we had - forget the ponys, the education of the children and especially of what my wife wants. Since I had only one million, I got this fast 30k loan payable in 20 years, each month roughly 130 bucks. But at the check-out, I've chosen standard delivery without any insurance - I hope the watch arrives well. I still have to tell my wify, that i have reconsidered the whole plan and instead bought this beautiful, beautiful watch. I am still a bit afraid of what she will say and if she can understand me but am very positive that in the end she will agree with me. Although my dog tends to eat wristwatches all the time, I think this one I won't leave that often unattended on the table unless I want to search for it at my dogs doodoo. My casio had an insight view of my dogs belly a couple times. Guys - I think that was my best decision in life! Honestly. I've seen in here, there are more intelligent people like me - you know of what this watch is - and I know it too. Thanks god, I ran into this watch and I decided properly. Love you All. Yours Tim. Give me a call if your dog ate the beauty, I have a technique to search for it. 100% biological, no harm to the dog or the nature. Still youb_x0019_d need some soap and a shower after the b_x001E_surgeryb_x001C_.

If you don't buy this you're a moron
Let's get real for a minute. This watch is a tad overpriced. But hey, AP is just trying to cover their material cost for this puppy, which I'm sure is ~$1.2M. I thought to myself, hey, you only live once right? Hell, I figured if I just cut a few non-essentials from my budget for a few years (maybe 125?) I could easily cover the expense. You know, extraneous stuff like transportation, a home, food, water, superfluous organs, my spouse and children, oxygen, my soul, etc. Then it came to me, all I needed to do was tap 3 good friends to help me develop an elaborate ruse in which we employ slight of hand and thought manipulation to con Michael Caine out of millions. I would only keep the $1.3M I need for the watch and would give the rest to poor people. You know, like Robin Hood meets Patek Philippe. Well, we totally pulled it off and last month UPS dropped this sucker off on my front porch...well, the porch of some random house I used for the delivery since I no longer have a home. What, you wouldn't let BROWN ship your $1.3M wrist watch? Someone has trust issues. From the minute I opened up the box and viewed this magnificent beast I was in love. A few things I didn't know about the watch but was pleasantly surprised to discover. It turns out the case is made from of a mixture of vibranium and unobtanium which means it is pretty solid. It should stand up to daily wear fairly well. Even better, the case and movement is actually filled with the blood of Jesus Christ, which I think adds a touch of real class. Now, when anyone asks "have you accepted our Lord, Jesus Christ?" I reply "would I wear this watch otherwise?" The crown doubles as an industrial laser, which comes in real handy when you're kidnaped by Gert Frobe, who has a laser of his own mind you, and are interrogated about his diabolical plans to sabotage the world's gold supply. What I thought was the stopwatch start button is actually an activator for the built-in time machine. I heard AP got the help of the same guy that built Kip Dynamite's time machine. I LOVE TECHNOLOGY. Can't wait to travel back in time to Hill Valley, 1955, so I can warn Biff about that manure truck. Lastly, the button below the screw down crown is not a stopwatch reset. It activates a personal cloaking device. I found this feature much less useful than the aforementioned since I sold all my earthly possessions to buy this damn watch and really want people to see me wearing it. Bottom line, if you're on the fence about getting one of these, stop hesitating and just pull the trigger. Who knows how long that $227k discount will last and you don't want to be the guy that waits too long and ends up having to pay full price. Am I right!?!? Ok, gotta wrap up this review and get focused. I've got to get in my final bid for that ounce of unicorn sperm for sale on EBay. I'm planning to use it to impregnate a Chihuahua. I just love the idea of having a precious little toy dog with a horn. ADORABLE!!!

too good to be true
We, my wife and me, were set - we worked combined for around 30 years and made a bunch of money in the past. We spared around 1 Million USD in the couple of years we've been together. We are also proud parents of a small boy and one even smaller girl - whom we love very very much. We've been living in a small flat through the years in Lewistown, Montana and we thought, since we made really a bunch of bucks, we should buy something on our own. My wife found a nice place too. Since we're in Montana, she got this relative big place in Great Falls, close to the Canadian boarder. It was more of a villa with a 2 acre English lawn in front - not bad. The price, was quite decent, around 500 k - ok, guys, it's Montana - the prices are still reasonable and affordable in our country - it is not New York. 200k I put in a bank account - each 100k for my daughter and sons college time. With the remaining 300k, I was about to buy myself a nice Porsche and do a world-around-trip with my Family and my wife always wanted to open a fashion-store. My little sister, she's around 15, since years is begging for a little Pony - we do love hourses in Montana a lot. That was the plan - until I ran into this watch. The much I love my wife and my children, I think all of you, know of what this watch is capable of. Wearing it on a wrist, easily gets you 10 G's in the Club. Wearing it in a bank, easily gets you a 3 Million loan for nothing. There were to many of the advantages compared to that stupid plan - f*** the ponys, the education of the children and f*** of what my wife wants - can't you people understand of what we are talking in here?? Since I had only one Million, I got this fast 30k loan. But at the check-out, I've chosen standard delivery without any insurance - I hope the watch arrives well. I still have to tell my wify, that i have reconsidered the whole plan and instead bought this beautiful, beautiful watch. Although my dog tends to eat wristwatches all the time, I think this one I won't leave that often unattended on the table unless I want to search for it at my dogs doodoo. Guys - I think that was my best decision in life! Honestly. I've seen in here, there are more intelligent People like me - you know of what this watch is - and I know it too. Thanks god, I ran into this watch and I decided properly. Love you All. Yours Tim. Give me a call if your dog ate the beauty, I have a technique to search for it - I'm the Master.

Living on the edge
Okay, so first off, I'm from the Netherlands so I had to call jomashop first to ask whether they delivered intetcontinental. Luckily, the woman on the phone who goes by the name of Sha'nique was very helpful and friendly and when I heard that they do ship this absolute gem of a watch to Europe I celebrated this with my friends and their friends' friends and spent the 18% discount on liquor and pringles to party hard. Unfortunately Sha'nique couldn't make it. If you read this, Sha'nique, I'm forever grateful. It took about three weeks for the shipment to arrive and cost me about € 14,300.00 on import taxes, but is worth every penny (or cent). I wanted a watch for a long with an alligator strap because alligators suck. I wear the watch mostly during the day on the job. You see, I am a fireman and this watch is perfect for those tough days on the road or burning buildings. It doesn't leave a scratch! I did have to sell my left arm to afford this AP beauty but it makes my work more challenging. My bicep is getting bigger by the day. I can lift almost 15 kilos now! I thought I saw it all, but I have to thank AP for showing a me a new way of living.

Buying this nets you $200K
By simply clicking the purchase button...you save $200K! Who couldn't use an extra $200K!? Plus...this watch has all the features: It tells time, you can wind it, it has 4 other really small dial thingies that I'm sure display cool stuff too if I could read them. Not sure what else you could ask from a wrist watch!! When you combine the features of this watch PLUS the $200K each person will save by buying one...it's only a matter of time before smartphones are obsolete! Courtesy of The Adele Pigmy Royal Grand Poobah Complicated Watch!!! And I am not a robot!!